it's funny how new dogs can remind you of old dogs. last year my new wife made me drive to jacksonville to get a new stupid free dog. this dog is half taco, half weenie dog. it's called a chiweenie. this thing was 5 weeks old when we got her, she weighed about a pound. she is now full grown and weighs about 5 pounds. she is a full on beast. she is afraid of nothing, she just from high up shit, she bullies my 50 pound 6 month old black lab, she is a complete alpha bitch, JUST LIKE THE PUG. it's like the pug reincarnate. she's awesome. 

the first day we brought her home she latched onto my wife's dogs tail and he drug her to his momma, and my wife had to unclamp her. she bites my wife's feet and my wife walks around the house with a 5 pound dog dragging behind and growling. kiwi (the wii) became a member of a pack of fitz (my little red dog that bit everyone except me, and my old wife) he was half taco and half jack russel, and kirby. kirby was a bichon / pug mix who was the worlds biggest pussy. the wii bullied kirby from day one (at 5 weeks old). the wii and fitz were best friends and would get the zoomies all day long. 

right about thanksgiving '22 kirby had been being medicated for an inner ear infection, he was getting better then all of a sudden he got all spastic and we rushed him to the vet. vet said it had gone to his brain and no cure, we put him down (he was 14). that left just the wii and fitz. 2 months later fitz snuck out the front door when my wife was checking the mail and was hit by a rare car driving by (about 10 cars pass a day here). it was after the vet was closed, and my vet is an hour away so i have to rush home and put him to sleep. 6 days later this dumbass lab is brought to me while i was asleep "because he was dropped off". "little bear" was about 8 weeks old when he was brought into my bedroom at 6 am. he is a splitting image of kirby (personality wise). he is such a pussy. i guess in the end we keep ending up with what we need in life. the pug saved my life for several years, and i guess kirby did the same for my wife. 

we are both widows / widowers and maybe we put to much thought into these idiot dogs, either way i am thankful for them.

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"why did god make blind people stink? so niggers would hate them too." 

i didn't really get it. i never noticed that blind people stink. do african americans really hate blind people?

arf has a thread about fighting old people. something something 80 year old with dementia takes a swing at a "normal" and gets a knuckle sandwich. the consensus is that it should be based on age-power ratio (ie. an 80 year old is 80% of 100 so you can only use 20% power). which means you can 100% fight a newborn, using full power?


i generally try to only fight old people, and retards. babies remind me to much of midgets, so i try to avoid them if at all possible. anyone here ever fought a toddler? i have fought 2 midgets, but never a toddler. one of my midget fights was a midget bouncer at a world famous bar in tampa. apparently fighting a midget bouncer makes me an asshole, but fighting the full size bouncers makes me a hero. so much for all inclusiveness.

why the atf taking so long to approve all me free trap stamps? been 60 days already. am i gonna have to wait 1 day per stamp?

i would have paid $100 for a "ford" neck tattoo matted in a frame.

so i have an account on tinder and plenty o fish. these accounts are going pretty well, however i would like to retain the "lookie loos" who just browse. i have decided that adding the measurement of my manhood could help the lookie loo retention. this has created more questions than answers;

1.a) when measuring the shaft, do you measure from the top or bottom? 
1.b) when measuring from the bottom, do you measure from the nut sack, or all the way to the anus?

2.a) either top or bottom, do you measure the foreskin tip? 
2.b) do you add the whole length of foreskin tip or is it a fractional addition?
(example; my friend has a 4" dick including his 3" snout. do you count the whole snout?)

3.) where is girth measured? is it measured at the tranny bite? base? tip of snout?
(example; i have a friend who had a semi long term secret relationship with a 6'5 tranny who was like 285 pounds who nearly bit his penis off. the bite scar is right in the middle of the shaft. he also had a pug that some how when no one else was home and the tranny was in jail for knowingly spreading gonorrhea the 3rd time accidently smeared peanut butter inside the snout of his penis and the pug got her head caught in the ol chinese pug trap and the firefighter had to use vise grips to stretch out the snout to free the pug).

any help would be appreciated (for my friend), thanks.

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