04-20-2023, 11:26 AM
arf has a thread about fighting old people. something something 80 year old with dementia takes a swing at a "normal" and gets a knuckle sandwich. the consensus is that it should be based on age-power ratio (ie. an 80 year old is 80% of 100 so you can only use 20% power). which means you can 100% fight a newborn, using full power?
i generally try to only fight old people, and retards. babies remind me to much of midgets, so i try to avoid them if at all possible. anyone here ever fought a toddler? i have fought 2 midgets, but never a toddler. one of my midget fights was a midget bouncer at a world famous bar in tampa. apparently fighting a midget bouncer makes me an asshole, but fighting the full size bouncers makes me a hero. so much for all inclusiveness.
i generally try to only fight old people, and retards. babies remind me to much of midgets, so i try to avoid them if at all possible. anyone here ever fought a toddler? i have fought 2 midgets, but never a toddler. one of my midget fights was a midget bouncer at a world famous bar in tampa. apparently fighting a midget bouncer makes me an asshole, but fighting the full size bouncers makes me a hero. so much for all inclusiveness.
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